The Golden Grenade Trophy
The Professor wanted a tasteful, refined and elegant trophy to be awarded to the winner each year of his hawg-callin’, crocodile wraslin’, road kill cook-off champ-peen-ship.
It all started with the (demilitarized) grenade and worked its way up to the ‘scoreboard’ on which the winner’s name will be etched for posterity.
The plaque reads: ”The Golden Grenade – Nihil magis in toto mundi homine comoedia.”
And one thing more: lifting the grenade triggers a sound module which emits klaxons and sirens.