Paul and his chief dauber Scott were here of the AM putting more soiled baby diaper color paint to the castle making it to sag from 11th Most Repellant Structure in PG to 13th, solely on strength of uniformity of overall dung tone. The sound of the doorbell foretold the wonders delivered via FedEx from […]

Last night was my Engineering Final Exam.  There were only four questions: 1 & 2 were electronic circuit design problems – always the bane of mechanical engineering students – 3 & 4 were closer to our field of intentions.  None of the test questions were specifications. A diagram showing the path of Medieval French peasant […]

The day of reckoning: Must Assemble Cenotaph. The Midnight Study Hall had resolved the assembly steps: Screw on the verticals, loosely Up end upon the top with the top glass in place to be sure there was sufficient clearance, but not too much, for the top glass Turn the base and vertical sub-assembly upright Dry […]