Space Juice Tankard
$300
Zero gravity has hazards beyond mere bone and muscle mass deterioration.
Specifically: beverage management.
Your spacecraft electronics ought not be damaged by errant booze bubbles or drops, and need not be.
With this Tasty Beverage Space Rated Beer Bowser, all the fine liquids of your swargling will be automatically retained within the flagon and Main Containment Tank until desired.
Don’t make the Light Jump without it.
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