UFO Beacon

$2,400

Too many UFOs missing their landing in your yard? Guide them to a closer encounter with this rotating beacon.

Only extraterrestrial-approved parts used in the making: venerable surveyor’s tripod – height adjustable from 4 feet to over 5 1/2 feet high for those spaceships large and small with a landing pad footprint of about 32 inches – topped with a hazardous environments explosion proof globe trimmed with copper. 20 foot cord with switch allows for rapid deployment and illumination. 25 watt bulb inside the fresnel lenses.

I can adjust the rotation from clockwise to counter-clockwise should you prefer to repel rather than attract the Martians.